Malicious Content :: November 9
By Mark Malish | Monday Nov 9, 2009
A gay New York couple was kicked out of a taxi cab for hugging by cabbie Medhat Mohamed. Mr. Mohamed later stated, "This is falsehood and not true either! I kick them out because I work for TV show ’Cash Cab’ and I ask them, ’What does a New York City cabbie whose last name is Mohamed do to a gay couple for hugging?’ When they did not know the answer, out they go."

Malicious Content :: November 2
By Mark Malish | Monday Nov 2, 2009
M’Hammed Soumayah, Liza Minnelli’s former long-time chauffer, has filed suit against the Oscar winner, claiming she repeatedly attacked him in alcohol-fueled rampages. Ms. Minnelli also reneged on fully financing a TV show starring Mr. Soumayah in his new job as a cabdriver called "Cash Cab." Its premise is that if a cabbie’s passengers correctly guess the answer to questions he asks them, they win prize money. In the opening show, Mr. Soumayah picks up a tipsy passenger and asks her, "Would you have a career if your Mom wasn’t named Judy Garland?;" Will you marry any more gay husbands?," and "How does it feel that drag queens who dress up like you--look better than you?"

Malicious Content :: October 26
By Mark Malish | Monday Oct 26, 2009
Madonna is one noisy neighbor. According to one disgruntled next door neighbor, Madonna turned her New York city apartment into a dance studio. The neighbor noted, "I didn’t mind the dancing feet hitting the floor-but the sound of Madonna daily dropping to her knees in a last ditch sexual attempt to keep some 20 year old model from leaving her is too much."

Malicious Content :: October 19
By Mark Malish | Monday Oct 19, 2009
Coming soon to a toy store near you: Michelle Obama action figures. The toy company that released the Barack Obama action figure line has done the same for the First Lady. The doll can walk, talk, and pees. The toy company also announced it made a Barney Frank doll that walks, talks and pays $100 for Ken Doll to pee on him.

Malicious Content :: October 11
By Mark Malish | Tuesday Oct 13, 2009
Levi Johnston is going for the ultimate exposure - the 19-year-old father of Sarah Palin’s grandchild will pose nude for Playgirl. For the centerfold question, "What is your biggest turn-off?," Mr. Johnston replied "Going hunting in Alaska, shooting and missing a black bear-and wind up not making any money from a day in the woods!" For the question "What is your biggest turn-on?" Mr. Johnston replied, "Going hunting in Alaska, shooting into a white beaver named Palin--and wind up making millions of dollars from a day with my wood!"

Malicious Content :: October 5
By Mark Malish | Monday Oct 5, 2009
Roman Polanski was arrested in Switzerland for a 31 year old child rape charge before he was to receive a Lifetime Achievement Award. A Swiss spokesman announced, "Our Award is given to "the man who has achieved a statutory rape in his lifetime. Mr. Polanski defeated other top statutory rapists including Woody Allen, Jerry Lee Lewis, Gary Glitter and Joey Buttafucco. Needless to say, this competition for young girls was very stiff."

Malicious Content :: September 28
By Mark Malish | Monday Sep 28, 2009
Star Trek actor George Takei and husband Brad Altman will be the first gay couple to appear on "The Newlywed Game." In related news, Rosie O’Donnell was to appear in a game show for lesbians called "Meal or No Meal."

Malicious Content :: September 21
By Mark Malish | Monday Sep 21, 2009
A medical exam proved that female track star Caster Semenya had internal male testes. Heading the exam was one Dr. George Michael who discovered the South African’s testes. Dr. Michael, because of his vast experience in picking up men in bathrooms, volunteered to find the hidden testes in the vagina because: "I sure know how to go into dark, smelly places and find a new set of balls."

Malicious Content :: September 14
By Mark Malish | Monday Sep 21, 2009
Before Ellen DeGeneress scored a job as a judge on "American Idol," she was about to be the host of a game show called, "The Speed Dating Game." The show’s premise was the man who "scored" with a woman the fastest, was declared the winner. The show’s technical advisor was Phillip Garrido-who told the contestants, "This is how you score the fastest. Find an eleven year old girl, throw her in the trunk of your car, then keep her-and the two kids you’ll have with her--prisoners in your backyard for 18 years. "

Malicious Content :: September 7
By Mark Malish | Monday Sep 7, 2009
To mark the legalization of same-sex marriages in Vermont, Ben and Jerry’s has changed the name of its "Chubby Hubby" ice cream to "Hubby Hubby" for the month of September. After the lesbian community went into an uproar and wanted an ice cream to call their own, "Ben and Jerry’s" created a treat which tasted exactly like a lesbian’s dream dish: "Fish Food." After it was pointed out that this sounded too much like Ben and Jerry’s "Phish Food", the company renamed an almond filled ice cream "Crunchy Rug Munchie." Ms. Ellen DeGeneress pointed out that "this will be the first time a Rug Muncher ate something with nuts in it."