Columnists :: The Dating Diet
Gay For You
I need to stop going to parties where people think Heineken is high-end beer. That’s how I met a 30 yr. old ginger named Ron who’s confused about his sexuality. I know. I don’t have enough to deal with.
Anthony Paull is a syndicated columnist, author and filmmaker from Sarasota, Florida. Visit anthonypaull.com for more info.
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